Hosted Excuses

Our Corporate Class email services provided by our Hosted Exchange servers guarantee 100% problems at no extra charge.

We provide as part of our service charges regular downtime, never completed maintenance, emails delayed, or randomly tossing emails out into cyberspace for faster routing. We are so confident in our ability to screw up and ruin your business and it's communications, we can advertise 100% email problems. While our Expert Googler technicians fail to resolve server issues, we provide a non-functioning mobile app to practice taking one up the ass.

All plans include:

• 1MB of storage per inbox ("640K ought to be enough for anybody" - Bill Gates)
• Dedicated support in India
• Dedicated Win 2k server
• Bermuda Triangle spam and virus filtering
• 24/7/365.242 support
• Up to 3.14 inboxes per plan
• Lucky horseshoe